For those of you who care, I apologize for not being incredibly active on here.
Not too much is going on, but a quick update in my life
I have an interview early next week for a job that will literally change my life (making 3 times what I currently make).
So that’s kind of awesome.
My band, who I’d love to link to a page to but we don’t have anything yet, has our first “big” gig tonight. I’m going to finish typing this and then leave to go set up.
It’s a 3 hour gig… which we were NOT prepared for when we were booked. We had material for… an hour? Maybe? Not a full 3-hour bar set. So yes, we are playing a ton of just BS filler material. But, meh. It’s a lot of jam music which I’m always down for.
Now, pardon me while I put in my contacts and go get this shit ready!
Saw this on Facebook and couldn’t help but love the fact that, when using my full name,
"Great in bed" and "You Love To Drink" are both used twice.
toasterovenlovin ‘s literally begins with
"Great in bed" and "Unbelievably great in bed".
One was written about 1500 years ago
One was written about 2000 years ago
…and one was written in 1969.
You tell me which one has the most up-to-date and generally accepted moral system.
Also. All three of these are too simplified to really be legitimate descriptions.
They are all true, but there is much more to it in all 3 books.
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what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square
Since I”m not an idiot and I don’t use a laptop with a built in camera *… my web cam is currently facing a bookshelf. It also does not have a built in microphone so there wouldn’t even be any sound. Just stillness of some books and videogames on shelves.
* I’m not saying you’re idiots for having built in cameras, I’m saying you’re idiots for using laptops. Because I’m a biggot.
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i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
First off. Portmanteau. The word you are looking for it “Potmanteau” - a combination of two words.
Smoke + Fog = Smog, being the most classic example.
So these are NOT fucking “contractions”. They’re Portmanteaus.
Second off…. no, they’re not.
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Today, someone gave me a high five bc of my Legend of Zelda tshirt.
Yes, I’m a huge Avril Lavigne fan.
I am not a fan of my friend, Jen.
The coolest boobs.
I don’t know if this is hot or the single funniest damn picture I’ve ever seen in my life.
The fact that this appears to be at a VolkksWagon event of some sort just makes it even funnier.
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