December 2009
37 posts
4 tags
I have a new hobby
Learning the basics of a new language.
Even if I never get past “hello, my name is; yes; no; goodbye” and counting to 10, it accomplished something.
It occupied some time.
That’s all that really matters.
but we will see how long I can keep up the studying (especially now that I’m on a six week long break from school)
We should
blow up the moon.
and have the debris scatter and make a ring around Earth.
That would be so much cooler.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Sonata Arctica (375)
Jeff Buckley (321)
Blind Melon (140)
Roy Buchanan (92)
Across the Universe (69)
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Old CD's
deleteyourself:
While home for Christmas, my mom dragged out a big box of CD’s she wanted to throw in the trash.
Crass - “Yes Sir, I Will” What self respecting outsider in high school didn’t have a Crass T-Shirt? The only problem was having to pretend you actually liked their music. Yes, there were some tolerable tracks scattered across a dozen different albums, but mostly, they suck. ...
i want pizza sooo bad right now
(via allet)
If this statement does not apply to EVERYONE at ANY given moment, then there is obviously something wrong.
About all of the 80's Vs. 90's shit. . .
Shouldn’t all of the 80’s people go back to using Xanga and Live Journal? That was “your” generations way.
If Tumblr is mostly made up of people born after 1989, maybe this is “their” way?
I was born in 1989, but fuck you if you think I didn’t grow up on NES an Super Nintendo.
I was literally RAISED on it. My mother worked nights, so she had to...
I think we need to retire the phrase "or lack...
greatperhaps:
acewepeel:
Especially when someone is talking about their love life (or lack thereof).
Also, reblogging something and adding “THIS.”
And writing open letters to people you encountered throughout your day. (“Dear guy in front of me at the post office today.”) They’ll never read your brief, sarcastic letter and quite frankly, I wish I hadn’t either.
And so many other things.
...
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The things I THINK I hear at work. aka, I'm deaf.
Coworker, making sandwiches: *mumbles that I could not understand*
Manager: Jeff, get her laid, please.
Me: Wait....what?!
Manager: Put down grilled chicken, please.
Another-
Manager: Jeff, slap a bitch
Me: what?!
Manager: can I have a line sweep?
Me: sure
oh christmas tree.
greatperhaps:
It was my job to decorate the tree this year. I don’t want to get into it. It’s not the tree I wanted; it’s a piece of Charlie Brown pathetic shit. But whatever, I did what I could. That’s not what this post is about so I don’t even know why you brought it up.
As I was decorating the tree, I was singing along to my holiday mix on my ipod, plugged into the main speakers of the...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
Frank Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim (319)
Frank Sinatra (182)
Led Zeppelin (139)
Miles Davis (126)
Guns N’ Roses (112)
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A Christmas Story
(No, I don’t know who wrote this)
A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that...
after describing the date I had last night.
greatperhaps:
Me: He invited me to dinner, and six hours later, I’m home. Sister: NICE. GO GET ‘EM, TIGER. er. Actually, probably not the best phrase these days…
OMG I COULD NOT LOVE THIS MORE
hortenseg:
Mary, did you know? That your baaaaaaaby boy would have annoying songs about him?
I don’t know as much about annoying, but depressing? Absolutely. So many songs about Jesus, especially traditional hymns, are real depressing sounding. I remember going to a Catholic Church (I was raised Catholic. left it years ago. About 3 years ago I joined a non-denominational Christmas...
ever get that feeling you've done something wrong?
natface:
but have no idea what it is?
hmm.
Yeah, but usually I find out why I have that feeling when I hear someone screaming my name, and not in a good way.
sunsmudge:
““Oh I love your religion, full of crazies, virgin birth, water into wine… it’s like Harry Potter but it causes genocide and bad folk music.””
—
McLean
For some reason I think I found this much funnier than I should have. XD
why
are there so many naked girls on Tumblr? I’m looking at “The Wire” and in the past 5 minutes I’ve seen at least 6 naked chicks. Really, Tumblr?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) →
Avril Lavigne (152)
Led Zeppelin (147)
Miles Davis (140)
Cat Stevens (94)
Rites of Spring (59)
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I'm with Summer on this one.
greatperhaps:
McKenzie: So do you have a boyfriend? Summer: No. McKenzie: Why not? Summer: Because I don’t want one. McKenzie: Come on. I don’t believe that. Summer: You don’t believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent? McKenzie: Aren’t you a lesbian? Summer: [laughs] No, I’m not a lesbian. I just…don’t feel comfortable being...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6) →
Isaac Shepard (201)
The Clash (162)
The Adicts (40)
Bing Crosby (36)
Dean Martin (34)
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“And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch...”
– Linus, explaining what Christmas is “all about” by quoting the Bible. Luke 2:8-14 (King James Version)
i have a hearing problem
greatperhaps:
Roommate: The giant said my name. Me: Um, what? Roommate: The Giants are winning. Me: Oh. Oh, that’s. That’s much different.
It’s like when my boss said “Jeff, we need more grilled chicken”
I heard “Jeff, can you slap a bitch, please?”
Tumblr
Picking a theme for this thing is annoyingly difficult. I want something simple, not something that causes seizures.
