Dr. JT

stephenphilip:

I really hate having this pop up on my timeline.
**I have no idea what her son’s name is, because she always calls him either “Boo boo” or “Toot toot”

This is the best I could get.“Had a good day with the family, aside from my son screaming “Help!” to open the door.   We had a nice walk, too!It looks like I should delete some people since they’re talking about my son’s hair (honestly unsure if this is correct).To one such person: If you have something to say about me or my son(’s hair?), come say it to my face instead of running around and talking to everyone else behind my back.I can’t believe these people.Getting my son ready for bed, since he did not take a nap today.Then… I think I’m going to spend the rest of the night watching Hitch.   Just some R&R time to myself.Remember!  My son’s birthday is next month so keep on the lookout for invitations!  They’ll be in your inbox!”


You’re welcome.

stephenphilip:

I really hate having this pop up on my timeline.

**I have no idea what her son’s name is, because she always calls him either “Boo boo” or “Toot toot”

This is the best I could get.

“Had a good day with the family, aside from my son screaming “Help!” to open the door.   We had a nice walk, too!

It looks like I should delete some people since they’re talking about my son’s hair (honestly unsure if this is correct).

To one such person: If you have something to say about me or my son(’s hair?), come say it to my face instead of running around and talking to everyone else behind my back.
I can’t believe these people.

Getting my son ready for bed, since he did not take a nap today.
Then… I think I’m going to spend the rest of the night watching Hitch.   Just some R&R time to myself.

Remember!  My son’s birthday is next month so keep on the lookout for invitations!  They’ll be in your inbox!”

You’re welcome.

Via The Thoughts of StephenPhilip
  1. stephenphilip reblogged this from doctorjt and added:
    Jeff Russell, translator elite.
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    This is the best I could get. “Had a good day with the family, aside from my son screaming “Help!” to open the door. We...
  3. bipolaripod said: Da fuck did I just read?
  4. toasterovenlovin said: I had to literally sit here going through every word trying to decipher it like it was some code from the CIA… I hate it when people don’t speak proper English.
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