Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)
Yes, this made me laugh. Yes,I love the point. But does anyone else get annoyed when they read these kind of things and can't help but say "I love this story, too bad it's obviously scripted and not based on a true event..."
You know. Just like that story of Albert Einstein correcting a professor on the existence of God...the story that never happened.
I mean, seriously. This reminds me of Pete Wiggins when he was on the Ellen DeGeneres show.
Ellen: You have a girlfriend, you married...anything?
Pete Wiggins: No. I'm only five.
It's cute, it's brilliant, but it's the same joke.
Maybe I just don't understand that little kids think a great deal about their own age...
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